tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62805358387687590252024-03-13T06:04:47.175-07:00Funny ThingsDiogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-39105937875035960892017-06-05T15:18:00.002-07:002017-06-05T15:18:58.863-07:00Há mulheres que não têm o sentido do ridículo...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-17577607254530162172017-05-31T23:55:00.002-07:002017-05-31T23:55:14.705-07:00Mal-entendido <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-72950428793814439062017-04-20T02:47:00.000-07:002017-04-20T02:47:01.406-07:00A inépcia cruel de um Encantador de Serpentes...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-33467809286147249582017-04-17T02:47:00.004-07:002017-04-17T02:47:36.752-07:00A sede de viver da Juventude vs. a melancolia da Velhice...<br />
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-40383699281532901812017-04-13T02:24:00.002-07:002017-04-13T02:24:47.799-07:00Quando não se aprende nada:<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-25899253065656629152017-04-12T10:25:00.001-07:002017-04-12T10:25:12.272-07:00Quando as saudades dos filhos apertam...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-13766460643068173862017-04-12T04:13:00.001-07:002017-04-12T04:28:53.701-07:00No comments...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-40426904888942179152017-04-11T04:20:00.003-07:002017-04-12T04:29:02.718-07:00Quantas vezes não acontece uma mulher olhar para o armário a transbordar de roupa e lastimar-se de que as peças não fazem um conjunto perfeito?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-55016250487217739442017-04-07T02:47:00.003-07:002017-04-07T02:49:26.016-07:00Brincadeiras de mau gosto...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-16960408828532306072017-04-06T03:50:00.000-07:002017-04-07T02:48:24.869-07:00Violência doméstica contra adolescentes…<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-45026766051618372902017-04-05T06:03:00.002-07:002017-04-05T06:03:21.587-07:00Novos avanços na medicina…<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-73556499433156032742017-04-04T02:11:00.003-07:002017-04-05T06:04:02.844-07:00A pergunta indispensável...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-47818439131918410572017-04-03T11:35:00.004-07:002017-04-03T11:35:41.100-07:00Planeamento familiar<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-65927623768653635022017-03-31T02:14:00.000-07:002017-03-31T09:32:19.173-07:00O casamento na época das Redes Sociais...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-68834139865504716812017-03-30T04:36:00.002-07:002017-03-31T09:33:06.533-07:00Esta relação está a dar cabo de mim<br />
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-13351253838857669152017-03-29T06:12:00.002-07:002017-03-31T09:33:33.860-07:00As mulheres islâmicas, obrigadas a usar o hijab, são consideradas seres inferiores e vítimas de uma opressão cruel…<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-68725589661862689582015-09-07T07:57:00.001-07:002017-03-31T09:34:45.557-07:00As time goes by...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-15192886076906308992014-10-01T14:18:00.002-07:002017-03-31T09:49:46.871-07:00Crescimento acidental<br />
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Um sujeito ia na rua e foi atropelado por um cilindro compressor. Conduzido ao hospital, ficou internado.
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A esposa vai visitá-lo e dirige-se à recepção.
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- Queria ver o meu marido, que foi atropelado por um cilindro. Em que quarto está?
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- <strong>Nos quartos 14, 15 e 16</strong>, minha senhora.
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-66376426741533472182014-09-25T13:40:00.001-07:002017-03-31T09:58:10.714-07:00Um Sportsman's Double, que é como quem diz: ménage a trois com mãe e filha<br />
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Encontrei uma mulher mais velha num clube, na noite passada.
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Ela estava muito bem para os seus 61 anos de idade. Na verdade, ela não era tão assim má e dei comigo a pensar que ela provavelmente tinha uma filha com a idade ideal para mim.
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Um pouco de conversa, bebemos uns copos, e então ela perguntou se eu já tinha feito <b>Sportsman's Double</b>.
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"O que é isso?" - perguntei.
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"<span style="color: blue;">Ménage a trois com mãe e filha</span>" - disse ela.
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Eu disse que não (eu nunca tinha experimentado Sportsman's Double), já excitado, a pensar na minha noite de sorte...</div>
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Ainda bebemos um pouco mais, antes de irmos para casa dela.</div>
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Entrados em casa, ela acende a luz e grita para o primeiro andar:</div>
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- "<b>Mãe, ainda estás acordada?</b>"
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Acompanhado de uma belíssima mulher, um sujeito entrou numa joalharia e disse-lhe que escolhesse a jóia que quisesse, sem se preocupar com o preço.
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Examina uma, experimenta outra, depois outra, e ela decide-se finalmente por um colar de ouro com diamantes e rubis. Preço: €458 mil.
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Ele manda embrulhar, saca um talão de cheques e começa a preencher. Assina, destaca e ao estendê-lo, percebe a fisionomia constrangida e preocupada do vendedor enquanto examina o cheque.
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O cliente, então, numa atitude de gentleman, toma a iniciativa:
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-Vejo que está a pensar que o cheque pode não ter cobertura, não é? É natural, eu também desconfiaria. Afinal, uma quantia tão elevada... Tudo bem, façamos o seguinte: hoje é sexta-feira e o banco já fechou, você fica com o cheque e com a jóia, e na segunda-feira vai ao banco, levanta o dinheiro e manda entregar a jóia em casa desta senhora, ok?
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Cheio de mesuras e agradecimentos pela compreensão, o vendedor encaminha o casal até a saída, desejando-lhes um bom fim-de-semana. Na segunda-feira, o vendedor liga ao cliente para dizer-lhe que, infelizmente, deveria ter havido algum equívoco por parte do banco pois o cheque não tinha cobertura. Ouviu, então, uma voz meio sonolenta:
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Sim, sim, eu sei! Pode rasgar o cheque que eu já comi a gaja... </div>
<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-57743993524283023592014-07-31T14:16:00.002-07:002017-03-31T02:14:58.846-07:00Desabafos de um BOM MARIDO<div align="justify">
<strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">Luís Fernando Veríssimo:</span></strong><br />
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Minha esposa e eu temos o segredo pra fazer um casamento durar:<br />
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Duas vezes por semana, vamos a um ótimo restaurante, com uma comida gostosa, uma boa bebida, e um bom companheirismo. Ela vai às terças-feiras, e eu às quintas.<br />
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Nós também dormimos em camas separadas. A dela é em Natal e a minha em São Paulo.<br />
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Eu levo minha esposa a todos os lugares, mas ela sempre acha o caminho de volta.<br />
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Perguntei a ela onde ela gostaria de ir no nosso aniversário de casamento. "Em algum lugar que eu não tenha ido há muito tempo!" ela disse. Então eu sugeri a cozinha.<br />
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Nós sempre andamos de mãos dadas. Se eu soltar, ela vai às compras.<br />
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Ela tem um liquidificador eléctrico, uma torradeira eléctrica, e uma máquina de fazer pão eléctrica. Então ela disse: "Nós temos muitos aparelhos, mas não temos lugar pra sentar". Daí, comprei pra ela uma cadeira eléctrica.<br />
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Lembrem-se.... O casamento é a causa número 1 para o divórcio. Estatisticamente, 100 % dos divórcios começam com o casamento.<br />
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Eu me casei com a "Sra Certa". Só não sabia que o primeiro nome dela era "Sempre".<br />
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Já faz 18 meses que não falo com minha esposa. É que não gosto de interrompê-la.<br />
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Mas tenho que admitir, a nossa última briga foi culpa minha. Ela perguntou:"O que tem na TV?" E eu disse, "Poeira".<br />
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No começo Deus criou o mundo e descansou. Então, Ele criou o homem e descansou. Depois, criou a mulher. Desde então, nem Deus, nem o homem, nem o Mundo tiveram mais descanso. </div>
Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-11840158271734269372014-04-23T08:27:00.000-07:002017-03-31T10:01:52.715-07:00Compras na Internet - nova fraude... <br />
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NOVA FRAUDE NA INTERNET
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Como funciona:
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O Sr. Aparício comprou e pagou 100 euros por um aparelho para aumentar o pénis.
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Eis o que lhe enviaram:
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Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-64654974810907804162014-03-12T02:56:00.002-07:002014-04-23T08:30:22.204-07:00Desalentado com a Democracia<br />
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<br />Diogohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07638771332109467487noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6280535838768759025.post-51085292944147970332014-02-03T06:27:00.000-08:002014-02-03T06:27:45.065-08:00<br />
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